Happy Harvester

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  A little humor about forums/thought this might make everyone laugh

  by restrangled in

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  how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?from snoggle, for about.com.

  1 to change the light bulb then post about it 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could've been changed differently 1 to move it to the lighting folder 2 to argue and then move it to the electrical folder 7 to point out grammar/spelling errors in post about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue whether it's a light bulb or lightbulb 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper tern is lamp 15 know it all who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take the discussion to the lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to discuss the dangers of changing light bulbs without a professional opinion 5 to post a disclaimer that they are not light bulb experts, nor do they play one on tv and that anyone planning on changing their own light bulb should consult a professional 7 to post urls where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the urls were posted incorrectly and then to post the correct urls 3 to post about links they found from the urls that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add, "me too.

  " 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say, "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

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  Happy Harvester

  Very cute!
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  There can be NOONE who has used their brain LESS... factually.

  by New light for you in

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  so.... i'm thinking.

  i'm thinking cuz i was at my shrink's today... and i'm cleaning... those 2 things get my brain working and i was thinking..... i am (was) a jw (ex) who is a housewife, "at home mom".

  could there possibly be anyone else in the whole friggin world who has ever used their brain less???

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  Happy Harvester

  What kind of books did you read before you had kids?

  Books are great, I've found, because you can use them to escape from reality and/or to learn how to live in reality.

  Sometimes they're good for replacing the center bedleg, too, but use the ones you've already read for that, okay?
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  Unattended Children . . .

  by Happy Harvester in

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  will be given espresso and a free kitten.

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  Happy Harvester

  . . . will be given espresso and a free kitten. I saw it on the frige at work. I work in a child dev. ctr!
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  Alternative Work Schedules

  by Junction-Guy in

  1. jw
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  i currently work a typical work week, 40 hours a week, 2 days off.. .

  my department is thinking about going to an alternative work schedule, where we work 4-12 hour days and then off 4 days.

  4 days off, 4 days on, over and over.. .

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  Happy Harvester

  I worked 12-hour shifts a few years back, on the week-ends. It seemed okay at first, but when it's night shift, it can be grueling. Also, I had a second job on the weekends; I had to give it up. Eventually, I had to go back to being self-employed. A graveyard shift can just about kill you if you have trouble sleeping a full 8 hours during the day. It can literally drive you mad. It's not for every body, and I definitely don't recommend a 12-hour shift unless you've already tried it and found it to be wonderful. You don't get much down-time after your shift ends . . . good luck, either way.
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  My first You Tube video. Daughter and Bird

  by horrible life in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soiyatyavak.

  my first upload on you tube.

  my daughter and her bird.

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  Happy Harvester

  very cute!
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  My wife is attending an "Assembly"?

  by Shadow1 in

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  2. friends

  my wife has gone to attend an "assembly" can anyone tell me what goes on at these meetings?.

  -"un-believing mate" still very new to all of this.. .

  shadow1.

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  Happy Harvester

  Give your wife a call early in the morning, well before she heads out for breakfast. Try to be romantic, and get her into some nice phone sex. It will make the punishment of a day's convention easier on her poor spirit. Poor dear, having to sit and listen to claptrap all day long! She'll probably welcome a diversion, even from an unbelieving mate.
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  Burning Bridges here- got my baby back!!!

  by burningbridges in

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  yea!!!

  i have my sweet little daughter back in my arms.

  i've had her for two days actually, i was just too busy playing "cut the pickle tickle tickle" to write on here!

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  Happy Harvester

  Congratulations! Get the judge a copy of Kerry Louderback-Wood's article from the Journal Of Church And State, entitled, "Jehovah's Witnesses, Blood Transfusions, And The Tort Of Misrepresentation." Let him know that you are concerned both for your daughter's physical and mental well-being. A judge's orders are never written in stone, esp. in regard to a child's welfare. Ditto Nathan Natas.

  I'm very happy for you. Being separated from a very young child is very traumatic I'm sure. Be happy!
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  Appalling Mind Control Comment from CO

  by betweenworlds in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just came across this comment by someone from a group i belong to .

  we just had the visit of our co...his wife made this comment to me:.

  "'as i was reading the very powerful articles in the last public issue of the wt with study articles...i couldn't help but imagine that the brothers are waving a goodbye to people!'...

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  Happy Harvester

  Then again, maybe they're going to start killing all the d'f'ed apostates! Aaaaaah! Run, run, run!
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  Appalling Mind Control Comment from CO

  by betweenworlds in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just came across this comment by someone from a group i belong to .

  we just had the visit of our co...his wife made this comment to me:.

  "'as i was reading the very powerful articles in the last public issue of the wt with study articles...i couldn't help but imagine that the brothers are waving a goodbye to people!'...

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  Happy Harvester

  "We may well receive some detailed instructions. Our safe journey through those troublesome days will depend on our keeping in step with other loyal servants of Jehovah."

  Detailed instructions, like:

  Avoid higher education, put your kids in homeschooling, build some underground bunkers, prepare for Arma-get-every-one-who-disagrees-with-us, wait on jehobo, avoid blood transfusions even if it kills your kids, be long-suffering, blah, blah, blah.

  It gets newer and more exciting each episode.
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  ..Proplog2..and..The WBT$ Rule,that Protects Pedophiles..

  by OUTLAW in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  proplog2..just got back on the board and saw your pm to me..lol!

  !..of course it`s not right to publicly post your pm to me..but..i find nothing wrong in publicly answering you..............you have made a big deal about the "wbt$ 2witness rule",dealing with child molesters..the rule that protects pedophiles!..you advocate this rule.you like this rule.you are willing to argue about how right this rule is,with anyone!................you have also publicly stated.that you have purposely kept the doors open in your own home,to keep your own children from molesting each other..what would you do if you caught them molesting each other?..you advocate the "wbt$ 2witness rule"..without 2witness`s,you advocate doing nothing..without 2witness`s,your willing to protect a pedophile........given the circumstances of how you say you conduct affairs in your own home..and..your absolute willingness to protect pedophiles with the "wbt$ 2witness rule"....your staunch advocation of the "wbt$ 2witness rule" comes under scrutiny.....so i ask:"do you feel you need the protection,the "wbt$ 2witness rule" would give you?

  "..the rule that protects pedophiles!......it`s a simple question to answer.....the question is neither out of order,or harassment..you are the one that made all of this,"public knowledge"..and..went so far,as to "pm" me about it.....................................outlaw

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  Happy Harvester

  It's probably about time for proplog2 to dig out the Theocratic Warfare card . . .

  . . . or ask an administrator to contact him.